Sunday, July 12, 2009

The Curse...

I am cursed! Scary...I know. Let me explain...so this weekend I was in California for one of my Best Friend Mckae's wedding weekend (I will post pictures for that next). Somehow I was cursed with invisibility the second I got on the plane.

It was a 2 hour flight to Oakland and I was getting really thirsty. So I was excited when I see the stewards (male flight attendants?) start walking down to each row and writing down drink orders. On the airline I was on they just write everyone's down and bring them out row by row instead of hauling that drink cart down the aisle. So he gets to my row and we each order. I happened to order an orange juice. I SAW him write it down. He comes and gives the other two sitting by me their drinks...then he looks at me and says "Did you order something?". I kindly reminded him that I ordered an orange juice and he said he didn't know why he didn't get that and he promised he would be right back. I waited patiently for about 10 more minutes. Next thing I know I see him start coming down the aisle with the trash bag because everyone else is finished with their drinks and snacks! So I raise my hand and he comes over to me. I was hoping that right when he saw me it would trigger his memory and he would run and get my drink. But he just comes right up and asks if he can help me. I said " I still haven't gotten my drink" and he said "Oh...what did you order?" He was looking at me like he had never seen me before in his life. That's the first time I realized I had the curse.

That night at the bachelorette party we were at Chevys and the waiter was going all around the table taking orders, he skipped right over me and went to the next two girls. He came back to me but the curse worked for a minute. I was last to get my food and after we were all done he came to clear all the plates. For some unknown reason (the curse), he just didn't take my plate. It was so obvious that I was done and I wasn't touching it. The whole table was cleared off and my plate was just sitting in front of me!

THEN the next night after all of the wedding festivities Amber, Logan and I decided to hit up In-N-OUT! I went up to the counter FIRST and only ordered a small Strawberry Milkshake! How hard can it be to just fill up the cup right then and hand me my milkshake? Amber ordered next and then Logan. They each ordered a burger, fries and a drink! I am order number 61 Amber is 62 and Logan is 63. We hear numbers being called out. I was so excited to get that delicious milkshake! So after they called 60 I was watching for mine. Next thing I know I hear them call "Order 62!". How did they make a burger, fries and a drink and not find time to get my milkshake? Logan and Amber we laughing at me because I told them about the curse. Then we hear "Order 63!". Logans freakin pile of supreme fries with cheese onions and everything came out. Then I tell them " you skipped me!!" and the guy says "oh..what did you have?" Like I just never even ordered anything?!?! I have the receipt and I've been sitting right in front of him. I was in disbelief! So it has to be the curse.

Normally none of these things would be a big deal but just because they all happened within two days I am convinced it is a curse! Plus my flight was delayed 2 1/2 hours...doesn't really have anything to do with it but it just adds to it. I hope its broken..only time will tell!

Here I am at In-N-Out! So happy to have my milkshake! This was at like midnight...just FYI!

5 comments:

  1. I dont believe in the curse cause those two days are the ONLY days in your life when you werent the only thing people notice... i know, its cold there in your shadow... PS your makeup looks really good in that pic

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  2. Oh my gosh, I totally have the curse too! I was walking home from campus and three people almost walked right into me, as if I wasn't even there! I hear ya! That stuff happens to me all the time!

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  3. Kimmie said she got a text from you and that you needed attention. It is true that you have some of the GREATEST blog entries on the planet!!
    Strawberry?!? Where did that come from?

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  4. You are the funniest ever! I really think you are cursed. Too bad for you! I totally crave In and Out now...thanks!

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  5. please dont' come around me and bring the curse!!! ywikes!

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